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[Apr. 20th, 2012|03:36 pm] |
Yeah, okay. Just FYI? The receptionist is not your personal punching bag. Stop calling the Agency just to bite my head off, 'cos I'll bite back. You know, neutrally.
Seriously, get a life. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2012|03:48 pm] |
( Travis )
( Cory ) |
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[Feb. 6th, 2012|06:38 pm] |
God. It should be considered a public service to bite the crap out of Twilight fans.
... Except they'd probably like it. WHY IS THIS EVEN STILL A THING?!
If I get one more person asking me if I sparkle, I swear I'm going to stake myself. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2011|07:55 pm] |
Okay. This is officially not funny anymore. First? I almost get chomped on by a pint sized werewolf in broad daylight NOT ON a full moon AND WEREWOLF BITES KILL US YOU ASSHOLES. Then? My boyfriend got turned into a vampire. Or turned himself into a vampire. IDEK. But now? Now I'm pretty sure I'm a vampire slayer. As in a person who hunts vampires aka ME up until twenty minutes ago. As in a person with a pulse as in SUDDENLY I'M BREATHING AGAIN AND SOMEBODY STOLE MY FANGS AND INSTEAD I'VE GOT STAKES AND CROSSES AND A STUPID BEATING HEART. UGH.
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON HERE?! |
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[Sep. 16th, 2011|03:37 pm] |
To all you vampire haters out there? Yeah, I'm talking to you. We sure as hell don't judge you for eating cows and pigs. And you don't have to actually feed off people to drink blood even though it tastes better that way, ugh, but we can't exactly say the same for all you hypocritical meat eaters. Just sayin'. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2011|08:19 pm] |
Whoever killed my brother is going to pay. Just so you're aware. This isn't over. Reggie was all I had I'm going to RIP YOU APART. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2011|02:04 pm] |
I need it I need it I No, I don't I killed I should tell Don't be stupid, Veronica, it was your own damn fault for starving yourself in the first place. We need people blood, it makes us strong. Do you wanna be weak your whole long stupid life? FUCK Reggie
The sun is so fucking BRIGHT today, I can't deal with this shit. If anyone asks, I took a sick day and I'm hiding under the fucking ground or something. Jesus. I can still taste |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|02:58 am] |
Stupid Bonnie. Stupid Jeremy. God, I should not even be pissed about this, it's not my life!!! What do Salem witches have that I don't? Is it the pulse thing? Or the being staked thing? Because I'm pretty sure you could get over that! |
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[Dec. 31st, 2010|10:35 am] |
People are such assholes. Just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I'm out to suck the world dry even if everything in me wants to.
Jesus. Having a monster for a reincarnate doesn't make you a bad person, it's not like I chose this. What idiot in their right mind would choose this? I miss having a pulse. Screw it. Why do I even bother? If no one cares than maybe I shouldn't care either. |
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[Dec. 1st, 2010|01:02 pm] |
Man, people can be so rude. I just don't understand why they feel the need to be mean to the receptionist, what did we ever do to you?! Besides be extremely polite and want to rip your head off overly helpful despite the fact that you're being a huge dick. Sometimes I think they avoid the main directory on purpose just so they can abuse me. Is it bad if you get the urge to bite people over the phone? Do I have a 'Kick Me' sign on my back that I've never noticed before? Whoever put it there, you better watch it. I may not bite people anymore but I've still got a mean right hook. One huge bonus to being a vampire? My flick could bruise the shit out of you. Don't mess. Also, the fact that I'll never sunburn. In your faces! |
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